Anonymous asked: sleep with one eye open...

oh hey

i sleep with a baseball bat. does that count?

slut.

creepy slut.

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

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pemadee:

“Everybody Talks” by Neon Trees

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